Remember the Alimony

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Remember the Alimony ©2014 Robert George BMI

I bumped into Joey at a club on Saturday
And he started bitchin’ ‘bout the bills he hadda pay
Yeah, that dumb ass has become the Devil’s Romeo
He’s left broken hearts all over San Antonio

Says he’ll still be workin’ in the next life
Payin’ what he owes to all his ex-wives
Yeah, his first wife hit him like a cyclone
When she found those pictures on his iPhone
Took his car and left him drunk n lonely
Now when he’s trollin’ at the club
I just tell him, “Bud
Remember…remember the alimony”

All the preachers in those Vegas chapels know him well
So do all the night shift desk clerks in the cheap motels
O but there he is again…he’s chattin’ up a chick
When that pinhead’s got more exes than a porno flick

Says he’ll still be workin’ in the next life
Payin’ what he owes to all his ex-wives
Yeah, his second wife was like a twister
When she caught him with her little sister
Took his house and left him drunk n lonely
Now when he’s trollin’ at the club
I just tell him, “Bud
Remember… remember the alimony
Remember the alimony”

All his ranting’s just a diaper load
Cos those gals’re gittin’ what they’re owed

And he’ll still be workin’ in the next life
Payin’ what he owes to all his ex-wives
Yeah, his third wife hit him like a cyclone
When she caught him sexting on his iPhone
Took his singlewide and left him lonely
So when he’s trollin’ at the club
I just tell him, “Bud
Remember… remember the alimony

Remember the alimony
Remember the alimony”