Sometimes a Twist of Fate (Will Turn Out Good)

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female vocal...

Sometimes a Twist of Fate(Will Turn Out Good) ©2014 Robert George BMI

Jill was deep in debt and workin’ in the mall at Baby Gap
Then one day at lunch she found a big toe in her roast beef wrap
Well, she never got a lawyer but that fast food chain was scared
So they quickly cut a check and Jill became a millionaire

Yeah, sometimes a twist of fate will turn out good
Things end up better than you thought they would
Life is chance and crooked circumstance
And sometimes a twist of fate will turn out good

Well, she started volunteerin’ at some local hospitals
Readin’ stories…bringin’ children teddy bears and popsicles
And she saw the same guy in a coupla cafeterias
Then they started havin’ lunch and things got kinda serious

Yeah, sometimes a twist of fate will turn out good
Things end up better than you thought they would
Life is chance and crooked circumstance
And sometimes a twist of fate will turn out good

Him and Jill were on their seventh date
And they wound up sittin’ by the lake
Then they started strippin’ off their clothes
And she saw he only had nine toes

He was helping out a little at his uncle's slaughterhouse
And fell victim to a sharp blade and a bunch of angry cows
Then they laughed there on the shore and talked about coincidence
And how sometimes love is born from luck and crazy accidents

Yeah, sometimes a twist of fate will turn out good
Things end up better than you thought they would
Life is chance and crooked circumstance
And sometimes a twist of fate will turn out good

Yeah, sometimes a twist of fate
Sometimes a twist of fate will turn out good…