Homewrecker

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Homewrecker ©2015 Robert George BMI

He’s a homewrecker
And he’s got a big ole tool belt
Power drill by Black n Decker
And he makes the ladies melt
Yeah, if somethin’s kinda loose
Or it’s way too tight
He says he knows what to use
To make ev’rythang alright
He’s a home
He’s a homewrecker

Well, he bought a full page Sunday ad
Said he’ll fix a leak or squeak in no time flat
Ava called him to her wooden country home
When her bedroom floor began to moan n groan

Well, he claimed her basement beams were termite free
Then walked in her bedroom to discuss his fee
He sat on the bed and said to shut the door
Then that king size bed fell through the floor

He’s a homewrecker
And he’s got a big ole tool belt
Power drill by Black n Decker
And he makes the ladies melt
Yeah, if somethin’s kinda loose
Or it’s way too tight
He says he knows what to use
To make ev’rythang alright
He’s a home
He’s a homewrecker

Then Wynona called him out one afternoon
To replace a wall plug in her living room
She was watchin’ as he put that outlet in
When he finished up he flashed a skeevy grin

Wynona broke her wedding vows and went for broke
It was too late when she fin’lly smelled the smoke
Moments later and her house was fulla flames
They were on the street with just the smoke to hide their shame

He’s a homewrecker
And he’s got a big ole tool belt
Power drill by Black n Decker
And he makes the ladies melt
Yeah, if somethin’s kinda loose
Or it’s way too tight
He says he knows what to use
To make ev’rythang alright
He’s a home
He’s a homewrecker

Lotsa ladies like his body and they think he’s ripped
But he’s shady and he’s prone to shoddy workmanship

He’s a homewrecker
And he’s got a big ole tool belt
Power drill by Black n Decker
And he makes the ladies melt
Yeah, if somethin’s kinda loose
Or it’s way too tight
He says he knows what to use
To make ev’rythang alright
He’s a home
He’s a homewrecker

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