Is There Nothin' It Ain't Good For

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Is There Nothin’ It Ain’t Good For ©2015 Robert George BMI

Well, my girlfriend’s Pekingnese did somethin’ nasty on my Nikes
Then that woman’s lyin’ and her cheatin’ tore apart my psyche

But some vodka helped to rub the stains from my shoes
Then a dozen shots helped scrub my brain o’ the blues

Alcohol
Does it all

Is there nothin’ it ain’t good for
Is there nothin’ it can’t do
Go on, Buddy, have a few more
If your boss don’t understand you
It’s a roll of duct tape
When your heart’s been broke
It’s somewhere to escape
When there’s nowhere to go
Yeah, they oughtta stock it at the hardware store
Is there nothing
Is there nothin’ it ain’t good for

Granpa Jasper said a case o’ beer did wonders for his prostate
He made homemade nitro mixin’ moonshine with some weird-ass phosphate

Well, ole Jasper’s country cabin blew sky high
Now I toast his ghost with his bootleg recipe for rye

Alcohol
Has it all

Is there nothin’ it ain’t good for
Is there nothin’ it can’t do
Go on, Buddy, have a few more
If your friends don’t understand you
It’s a roll of duct tape
When your heart’s been broke
It’s somewhere to escape
When there’s nowhere to go
Yeah, they oughtta stock it at the hardware store
Is there nothing
Is there nothin’ it ain’t good for

Peppermint shnapp’s freshens breath as good as Listerine
And hunnerd proof disinfects as good as Mr. Clean

Is there nothin’ it ain’t good for
Is there nothin’ it can’t do
Go on, Buddy, have a few more
If your wife don’t understand you
It’s a roll of duct tape
When your heart’s been broke
It’s somewhere to escape
When there’s nowhere to go
Yeah, they oughtta stock it at the hardware store
Is there nothing
Is there nothin’ it ain’t good for