Perry Como-style, London-ish fun lyrics need composer!!

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Truth be told... the idea for this song came to me in a dream... it was a dream that I had -
at least the scene was, which the lyrics describe.
It's a fun song that needs proper melody & music & vocal rendering.

If you're well-experienced in the early Crooner/style compositions, and have a sense of humor,
please send me a PM... and I'll email to you the lyric sheet.
We can discuss a co-write/collaboration, or WFH situation.

In advanced - thanks.

[funsongs]

Hitting the "refresh" button this morning... still on the hunt & lookout.
Maybe none among this crowd have any idea who Perry Como is...
maybe some don't even know what a London is.

In the words of a Lennon-McCartney song...
"Help!"
I need somebody... not just anybody...
Help!... you know, I need someone...
Won't you please, please... help me?!