That Ain't My Truck

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That Ain't My Truck

Post by good4somethingbum » Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:26 am

That Ain’t My Truck ©2016 Robert George BMI

Well, I walked out from that rowdy club
And I saw a trashed out white pick up
Broken windows and a carved up seat
Tires slashed and the paint was keyed

Then my girlfriend called
And she sounded plastered
She said, “did you git my message
You cheatin’ bastard”

I said, ‘sober up
And simmer down
Cos you lost your paddle
And the creek is brown
You’re in trouble
And you’re outta luck
I’m no cheater
And that ain’t my truck


You think you’ve been scandalized
But the wrong truck got vandalized
And that girl you saw me with yesterday
Was my cousin in from Tampa Bay

And my Chevy two-ton
Has an Earnshaw sticker
So do yourself a favor
And put down that liquor

Yeah, sober up
And simmer down
Cos you lost your paddle
And the creek is brown
You’re in trouble
And you’re outta luck
I’m no cheater
And that ain’t my truck


That truck belongs to Betty Jo the bouncer
With the brick house body
She’s the queen of mean, an ex-Marine
With a black belt in Karate
She was on a chain gang down in Mississippi
I know for certain, she put a hurtin’ on a hippie


Yeah, sober up
And simmer down
Cos you lost your paddle
And the creek is brown
You’re in trouble
And you’re outta luck
I’m no cheater
And that ain’t my truck


Lady, don’t panic
I’m a shade-tree mechanic
But until I fix the dents and buff the scratches
You best hide out down in Natchez…”

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