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hookstownbrown
Joined: Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:14 pm
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Location: Hookstown, Pennsylvania
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 Joke of the Minute... Q: Why did the songwriter ask the bartender to tie him to the bar? A: Because he wanted to get publeashed... 
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drew
Joined: Sat Jan 24, 2004 8:09 pm
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Location: Louisiana
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Re: Joke of the Minute...
One day the center of the universe will be discovered;
many singers will be disappointed when they learn that it's not them.
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ernstinen
Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2004 6:59 pm
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Location: Los Angeles
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Re: Joke of the Minute... I took a safari in deepest, darkest Africa a few years ago. Every night, in the distance, jungle drums would start pounding. I would ask my guide "What do these drums mean", and he would answer " Drums good, very good." I asked every native who spoke a bit of English about the drums, and they would all answer "Drums good, very good." One night, the drums stopped. I turned to the guide, and asked about the drums. He said "Drums stop, very bad, very bad." I asked why. The guide said "Now bass solo begin!" 
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bobc
Joined: Wed Mar 17, 2004 3:33 am
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Location: Cape Coral, Florida
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Re: Joke of the Minute... Q. What do you call a person who hangs around with musicians?  A. A drummer
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drew
Joined: Sat Jan 24, 2004 8:09 pm
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Location: Louisiana
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Re: Joke of the Minute...
How do you know if it's your drummer knocking on your door.
The knocking gets faster & faster and louder & louder...
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soterio
Joined: Sat Apr 17, 2004 5:28 am
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Location: Western, Maryland USA
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Re: Joke of the Minute... What do you call a musician without a wife or a girlfriend? Homeless!
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boss618
Joined: Fri Jan 30, 2004 7:36 am
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Location: New Jersey USA
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Re: Joke of the Minute... Quote:What do you call a musician without a wife or
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I love it!!! That's great!!..... So true So true..
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drew
Joined: Sat Jan 24, 2004 8:09 pm
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Location: Louisiana
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Re: Joke of the Minute...
My personal favorite (stop me if you've heard this before):
What is the range of a piccolo?
About 25 yards if you have a good wind at your back.
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lonestar609
Joined: Mon Jan 12, 2004 7:42 am
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Location: Dallas, TX
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Re: Joke of the Minute...
How do you get a songwriter's attention in Nashville?
Waiter!!!
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bobc
Joined: Wed Mar 17, 2004 3:33 am
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Location: Cape Coral, Florida
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Re: Joke of the Minute... Q. What's the difference between a keyboardist and a trombone player in a sportscar?  A. The keyboardist is going to a gig!
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