drummer jokes !!!!!!! or musician jokes

[shoodBworkin]

A horn player who had been playing with Buddy Rich for many years came back from vacation
to hear a rumor that Buddy had died. He didn't quite believe it, so he phoned Buddy's wife
and said "Can I speak to Buddy please?"
Buddy's wife said, "I'm sorry, Buddy passed away last week."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that," he said, and hung up.
A couple of hours later, he called her again. "Is Buddy there please?"
"No, I'm sorry. Buddy's no longer with us," said Buddy's wife. And hung up the phone.
Ten minutes later, he called Buddy's wife again. "Can I speak to Buddy please?" he said.
She recognized his voice, and said: "Look, I've told you before, BUDDY'S DEAD!" And slammed
down the phone.
Two minutes later, and the phone rang again... "Is Buddy at home please?" the horn player
asked.
Buddy's wife was furious. "I'm not going to tell you again, Buddy is dead.. D. E. A. D., DEAD.
Why do you keep calling me to ask for Buddy???!!!!"....

...The horn player replied, .."I just love hearing you say it."

[shoodBworkin]

Tom Fogerty has died. He wakes up and finds himself on a stage on which a number of instruments are set up. A door offstage opens and in walk Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Brian Jones, John Lennon, Otis Redding, and Buddy Holly. Each musician picks up his favorite instrument and begins tuning up. All of the instruments are taken but, to Tom's immense pleasure, the drums. He walks up to Jimi and says, "Man, so this is what heaven is like." Jimi looks at him and says, "Heaven? You think this is heaven?" At that moment, Karen Carpenter walks in, takes her seat behind the drums, and calls out, "Okay guys, 'Close to You'. One, two, three, four..."

[shoodBworkin]

A soundman died and was met by an angel at the gates to heaven. "I've got good news and bad news", the angel said. "The good news is you get to do sound on the best equipment for the rest of eternity. You will never have to re-eq the room and no one will ever ask for more in the monitors. The bad news is St. Peter has a girlfriend and she thinks she can sing."

[mazz]

Tom Fogerty has died. He wakes up and finds himself on a stage on which a number of instruments are set up. A door offstage opens and in walk Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Brian Jones, John Lennon, Otis Redding, and Buddy Holly. Each musician picks up his favorite instrument and begins tuning up. All of the instruments are taken but, to Tom's immense pleasure, the drums. He walks up to Jimi and says, "Man, so this is what heaven is like." Jimi looks at him and says, "Heaven? You think this is heaven?" At that moment, Karen Carpenter walks in, takes her seat behind the drums, and calls out, "Okay guys, 'Close to You'. One, two, three, four..."

Another variation on that is:

God is the bandleader and Tom is very happy to be in the band and Jimi looks over and says ""Heaven? You think this is heaven? God's old lady is the singer!"

[andygabrys]

1.

how do you get the guitarist to turn down?

put sheet music in front of him.



2.

two mobsters (henchmen or whatever) are interrogating a hostage. they are getting frustrated that the hostage won't give up the info.

The one mobster says to the other as he starts to play an acoustic bass, "Oh he'll talk now - everyone talks during a bass solo"

[delagarzamusic]

I just found this on 9 gag

[markjsmith]

How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


A: None. They have machines that do that now!

[mazz]

How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, the keyboard player will do it with his left hand.

[kclements]

What do you call a keyboard player that broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

I know this one from personal experience

kc

[jazzstan]

What's the difference between a guitar player and a pizza?

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A pizza can feed a family of four.