Have You Ever Been Arrested ©2016 Robert George BMI
I walked in a building on the north shore
Took an elevator to the fourth floor
I got out and sat down by a pea brain
With a rusty nose ring and two foot key chain
Next to him I looked like a normal guy
Started thumbin’ through that application
That gal wanted lotsa pers’nal information
I was fine with all the info she requested
‘cept for “have you ever been arrested”
Cos I didn’t wanna have to lie
I was playin’ poker in the army
When I bluffed a general with a pair of threes
But that two star was a real sore loser
So he called the damn MPs
Then I had a bully for a neighbor
He thought hurtin’ women made him tough
When I taught that bum a lesson
Police led me off in cuffs
She fin’lly called me in to interview me
But that nose ring guy had left her feelin’ gloomy
I could tell that I was bein’ tested
So when she asked, “Have you ever been arrested
I leaned forward and I looked her in the eye
I was playin’ poker in the army
When I bluffed a general with a pair of threes
But that two star was a real sore loser
So he called the damn MPs
Then I had a bully for a neighbor
He thought hurtin’ women made him tough
When I taught that bum a lesson
Police led me off in cuffs
Then and there that lady hired me
For her personal security
I’m so glad that I confessed it
When she asked, “Have you ever been arrested”
Cos I was playin’ poker in the army
When I bluffed a general with a pair of threes
But that two star was a real sore loser
So he called the damn MPs
Then I had a bully for a neighbor
He thought hurtin’ women made him tough
When I taught that bum a lesson
Police led me off in cuffs
I said, “Lady, if you need some muscle, I’m your man
Just as long as we don’t go to Alabam’
I’d have been arrested down near Birmingham
But they couldn’t catch my moonshine van…
Have You Ever Been Arrested
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