Joke of the Minute...

[bobc]

True StoryI was deploying for a six month cruise along with the rest of the members of my Navy band on a destroyer out of Norfolk Va.As we were playing Anchors Aweigh and the ship was leaving the pier, the bandleader's wife was running down the pier and waving frantically. We thought how sweet.She finally managed a great burst of speed and we heard her scream over the final few notes of our farewell song "Bob (the leader's name was also Bob), You have the car keys and the house keys!!" Anchors Aweigh!! Bob

[roxhythe]

I suppose you've heard about the kid who returned a box of animal crackers to the grocery store because it said, "Do Not Eat if Seal Is Broken"?Joe

[feloniuspunk]

What's the difference teween a female vocalist and a terrorist?You can negotiate with a terrorist.www.nickkepics.com

[gongchime]

Ooooh! Good one.Gongchime

[zink]

A singer says to her pianist, "let's do something different with 'My Funny Valentine' tonight. The pianist suggest that they start in C, modulate to C# and then to D, changing to 3/4 for the last chorus and leaving off the last 5 bars.The singer says, "Can we pull that off without out a rehersal?"The pianist replies, "Thats how you sang it last night."

[reverendjim]

Thanks for the jokes!

[drew]

A lady decided to learn to sing and began taking lessons and would practice every night while preparing supper. She noticed that during this nightly practice her husband would go outside to work in the front yard. She decided to confront her spouse with this one night and said "Do you really dislike my singing so much that you have to get out of the house?"He replied "No dear, I love your singing. I just want the neighbors to see that I'm not beating you."

[drew]

Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence. -- Henrik TikkanenFor some reason this makes me feel better about myself

[hookstownbrown]

Q: Whaddaya call a publisher who specializes in drinkin' songs?A: A pitcher of beerNYUK NYUK I came up with that one just now...

[zink]

How many sax players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?10. One to screw it in and 9 to say Coltrane could do it better.Speaking of lightbulbs..How many peolpe with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Let's go ride bikes!!!