Joke of the Minute...

[ibanez468]

Oct 3, 2008, 6:39pm, nomiyah wrote:The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'

[ibanez468]

Spelling Difficulties The teacher says to her new class, "For our first lesson, each of you will stand up, tell us your name, what your father does, spell what your father does, and then explain it to us. All right, Billy. You go first." Billy stands up and says, "My name's Billy. My father's a lawyer, l-a-w-y-e-r, and he defends people in court." The teacher says, "Very good. All right, Benjamin." Tyrone stands up and says, "My name's Benjamin. My father's a pharmacist, f-a-m... f-a-r-n... f-n..." The teacher says, "Benjamin, you go home tonight and learn how to spell pharmacist. All right, Angelo." Angelo stands up and says, "My name's Angelo. My old man's a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e, and if he was here, he'd give you nine-to-five odds Benjamin ain't spellin' pharmacist by tomorrow."

[liamkelly]

[ibanez468]

Golf Tips... Three guys are golfing with the club pro. First guy tees off and hits a dribbler about 60 yards. He turns to the pro and says, "What did I do wrong?" The pro says, "Loft." The next guy tees off and hits a duck hook into the woods. He asks the pro, "What did I do wrong?" The pro says "Loft." The third guy tees off and hits a slice into a pond. He asks the pro, "What did I do wrong?" The pro says "Loft." As they're walking to their balls, the first guy finally speaks up. He says to the pro, "The three of us hit completely different tee shots, and when we asked you what we did wrong you answered the same exact answer each time. What is loft?" The pro says, "Lack of flippin' talent."

[ibanez468]

Real Politics Two political candidates were having a hot debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?" And the other guy screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"

[dommydom]

did you hear about the scarecrow who won the nobel prize?he was outstanding in his field

[nomiyah]

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psychopath How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese.

[liamkelly]

Oct 7, 2008, 6:53pm, nomiyah wrote:What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. That's so bad it's good, Nomi

[jazzstan]

So Wembus comes to work all bruised and bandaged up. "What happened?" ask his co-workers."Well it's good news and bad news, but I'm not sure which is which.""How's that?" they ask him."Well, ya see, this injury happened during rough sex.""Ooooooh, " they all say in unison. Some nod, some smile, some look concerned."But, nobody else was hurt." Wembus says .. then adds, "Coz I was alone at the time."

[davekershaw]

Quote:What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. Oh dear, what has happened to the standard of jokes around here! And Ibanez: lack of flippin' talent!!