Joke of the Minute...
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Dave, did Halifax stop making ads?
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Jul 14, 2009, 9:15am, aimusic wrote:Dave, did Halifax stop making ads?Yes! With Howard anyway I think he got the boot 'cause of the recession! Every cloud has a silver lining!!
I put the kettle on, it didn't suit me.
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Jul 14, 2009, 9:26am, davekershaw wrote:Jul 14, 2009, 9:15am, aimusic wrote:Dave, did Halifax stop making ads?Yes! With Howard anyway I think he got the boot 'cause of the recession! Every cloud has a silver lining!! HAHAHA NICE ONE!!!!
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I ain't complaining about my job no more!!
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That is a pretty sh*tty job...
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Not at all, actually that fella's collecting elephant eggs, or performing an insemination. There's no veterinary reason I know of to put somebody up an elephant's arse, unless it's a y'know, prank. Slippery job, that, but I suppose someone's gotta do it.
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Nyuk. DIVORCE VS. MURDER A nice, calm respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some Cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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Sept 18, 2009, 3:16pm, squids wrote:The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." Now I just have to find a picture of my mother-in-law in bed with our pharacist's husband!
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Good one, Mr. Dave.
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Oct 8, 2009, 2:24pm, keyman19 wrote:A Jazz Chord to Say I Love You. A Jazz Chord to Say How Much I Care".HA! I just now got that!
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