Joke of the Minute...

[drew]

A Cajun died went to hell.

The devil assigned him the usual punishment...put him in the mass pit where the heat was melting others. The devil came back sometime later surprised to find the Cajun just sitting around, not even sweating. "How come you're not so much as sweating here where everyone else is screaming for relief from the heat?"

The Cajun laughed and said, "Man, I was raised in da bayous of Sout Looziana. Dis ain't nothin' but May in Lafayette to me!"

The devil decided to really put the Cajun through it. He put him in a sealed off cave in the pit with open blazes and four extra furnaces blasting. When he came back, days later, the Cajun was sitting pretty, had barely begun to bead up with sweat. The devil was outraged. "How is this possible!? You should be melted to a shrieking puddle in these conditions!."

The Cajun laughed even harder than before. "Hey, man! I done tole you. I was raised in Sout Looziana. You tink dis is heat?! Dis ain't nothin' but August in Jennings !"

So the devil thought, 'Alright, a little reverse ought to do the trick.' He put the Cajun into a corner of hell where no heat ever reached. It was freezing and to add to the Cajun's misery, he added massive icebergs and blasting frozen air. When he returned, the Cajun was shivering, ice hung from every part of him but he was grinning like it was Christmas.
Exasperated, the devil asked "HOW!? How is it possible?! You're impervious to heat and here you sit in conditions you can't be used to...freezing cold and yet you're happier than if you were in heaven. WHY?!"

The Cajun kept grinning and asked, "Dis mean de Saints won da Super Bowl?"

[mojobone]

Bravo! [said the Colts fan]

[grandsoul]

Hear is a really funny joke.

My Pro Tools 8


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[Garrisongs]

Love the jungle drum joke. Reminded me of some of the recording sessions I engineered!

[jazzstan]

What did one mime say to the other...??
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[jazzstan]

So a man goes to see the doctor for his annual physical.
The doctor says, "You're going to have to stop masturbating."
"Why?" says the man.
The Doc replies, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

[Noah Silver]

In the hopes that neither of these have already been mentioned (don't have the time to read through 73 pages of jokes right now).

If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic...




Also,

A four piece band and their producer are on a plane which crashes in the desert. Sadly the pilot did not survive the crash, so the five of them are left on their own, trekking for days in search of civilization. By this point, they're in desperate need of water, and lo and behold, they see an oasis in the distance! They hurry to the oasis, and as they reach it, the singer dives into the water, immersing himself and drinking in the sweet water. The drummer, guitarist, and bass player quickly follow him, quenching their seemingly insatiable thirst. The producer then commences to walk into the water, drops his pants, and begins to defecate in the pure water. The band sees this and cries out, "What are you doing!!!???" The producer looks at them and says confidently, "I'm making it better!"

[Penz2nz]

What do you call a drummer that can't play the song fast enough?

Dead

[Penz2nz]

Took my girlfriend on a trip to Vienna so we could visit the grave of Ludwig van Beethoven.
When we arrived at the grave site we were stunned to see an apparition of Ludwig himself sitting on a nearby bench.
He didn't notice us at first, as he was feverishly working with scores of scores scattered all around him.
Then while scrubbing furiously with an eraser he paused and looked up to acknowledge our presence, whereupon, my girlfriend asked:
Mr Beethoven! What on earth are you doing?
He read her lips, looked her straight in the eye and said:
What does it look like I'm doing! I'm decomposing!

[davekershaw]

BP CEO: "I think the environmental impact of this disaster is likely to be very, very modest"