A group of bikers tooling down the road come across a gorgeous young girl standing on a bridge. The leader of the pack, a huge, burly guy hops off his bike and walks up to her to find out why she's there. She says she is ready to commit suicide and jump off the bridge. Although sensitive to her plight-he can't pass up an opportunity so he asks her for a last kiss. She agrees and they lock up for a looonng passionate one. Afterwards, out of breath the biker says WOW! That was great! That was the best kiss I've ever had IN MY LIFE! You could be famous-so why is it you want to commit suicide? She replies, “My parents don't like it when I dress up like a girl.”
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Buddha walks up to a hot dog vendor and says........
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