Joke of the Minute...

[og]

Guy gets a parrot that used to belong to a sailor. Very talented bird, except he cusses a blue streak. Every other word is either "F" or "GD", and it goes from there. The guy tries everything he can think of to retrain the bird, but nothing works. One night he brings a girl home, and she is so offended by the parrot's language that she leaves. Yelling, "That's it!", the guy stuffs the bird in the freezer. He listens to the cursing and flopping for a while, then, suddenly, there is silence. Thinking he killed the parrot, the guy opens the freezer. The bird walks out onto his arm and says, "Look, I know I've had a bad attitude, and my language and behavior has been awful, and I'm really sorry. I'm going to turn over a new leaf." "By the way, what did that turkey do?"

[booker]

I got one....Knock knock...

[hookstownbrown]

The door's open... C'mon in, Rock...Hehheh...

[booker]

what are you talking about?

[hookstownbrown]

Well, I thought of responding to the "knock knock", but then I thought... No! Not another knock knock joke!Maybe I should just shut up...This guy walks into a bar...

[pitterpatter]

Two songwriters are eating dinner in a restaurant. Suddenly, a rather large lady at the next table begins to gasp for air and choke. She turns blue and falls to the floor.The two songwriters stand up. The first songwriter pulls his pants down and the other songwriter licks his butt. The lady sees this and she finds it so disgusting that she coughs up the meat she is choking on and sits back in her seat.The first songwriter pulls up his pants and they both sit back down. The second songwriter says to the first songwriter, "Yep. That hind lick manouver works every time."And some songwriters have found that kissing butt works well for them in many other situations too.

[drew]

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins! -- Rodney Dangerfield

[walter327]

Oh Man! My ribs hurt!!

[booker]

Try some Pepto, Walter

[drew]

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.~ Johnny Carson