Her Lawyer Loves Me

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Her Lawyer Loves MeShe sat behind that big oak deskDid all the talkin’ for my exWith her hair wound up in a bun all tightShe calmly asked for more than cashMy ex wanted my mounted bassCos she was chock full of anger n spiteWhen I stomped my boots and started to cussHer attorney smiled cos that’d look bad to the judgeYeah, her lawyer loves meCos I always cross the lineShe took my ex’s caseNow she’s all over mineO she’s ridin’ me hardKnows I let down my guardAnd she’ll take it all this timeYeah, her lawyer loves meI was tryin’ to show some classBrought my ex that mounted bassAnd caught her boyfriend in my ol’ Eagles shirtI ain’t sorry ‘bout what I didGuess I messed up that punk ass kidBut he threw down first and got hisself hurtThey took his picture with a neck brace and crutchHer attorney grinned cos that’d look bad to the judgechorusThere came a loud knockin’ last night around oneThat up-tight lady wanted me to loosen her bunTurns out she’s turned on by my rowdy touchAnd I told my ex that’d look bad to the judgeChorus…©2007 Robert George