Don't Get the Rabbit Habit(With a Bunny Boiler)

[couchgrouch]

Don't Get the Rabbit Habit(With a Bunny Boiler)She sat down and I thought "what the hellshe's got a sweet face and cute little tailmaybe I'll ask her out on a date"then she left to use the powder roomand some guy from across the saloonsnuck over actin' nervous and afraidhe said, "Bud, I've only got a minute or twobut whatever and whoever you dodon't get the rabbit habit with a bunny boilerMister I hate to sound like such a spoilerbut I useta be hungry and on the huntand thought she'd be worth tastin' oncebut remember that movie that scared lotsa guyswell, follow to this former hound's advicedon't squeeze it...don't grab ityeah, don't get the rabbit habitwith a bunny boilercos we went out a few months backI jumped at the chance to hop in the sackbut I shore didn't want nuthin' seriousthen she started textin' my cell phonehidin' in the BBQ pit near my homelike some gal who'd gone delirousslipped my pit bull a porkchop laced with Sudafedburned "I Heart You" in my Barco with a cigaretteso don't get the rabbit habit with a bunny boilerMister I hate to sound like such a spoilerbut I useta be hungry and on the huntand thought she'd be worth tastin' oncebut remember that movie that scared lotsa guyswell, follow to this former hound's advicedon't squeeze it...don't grab ityeah, don't get the rabbit habitwith a bunny boilerhe said, "Hey, I'm just tryin' to help you outthen he vanished in that tavern crowdwell, I didn't hang aroundto find out why she did itlust ain't worth riskin' itplus what guy's wanna committo someone who oughtta be committeddon't get the rabbit habit with a bunny boilerMister I hate to sound like such a spoilerbut don't squeeze it...don't grab ityeah, don't get the rabbit habitwith a bunny boiler(c)2006 Robert George