So Sue Me

[couchgrouch]

So Sue MeSome brown-fer-brains protesterstossed paint on someone's brand new furwell, if they tried that, with my coon-skin capbirdshot'd ruin their rayon shirtsbut hey...should I take that backam I allowed to say thatwell, screw it..cos I just didso sue me...put it to mebuy yourself a sheister nowand if you win, take the old snuff tinI flick my Camel ashes income to the sticks, take this rebel hick's last tasty six of Meisterbraubut there's things you can't havelike big belly laughsI git from lightbulb jokesI won't pony up the horsesenseon the right side of the fenceyou left to country folksmister your side's lookin' gloomyso go ahead n sue mesome guy's finger said my pick-upwas-a-takin' up the roadthat my monster wheels, bullied his smurf mobilelike a brahma does a toaddid my smoky two-tongo and offend someonewell, screw it...cos I guess it didso sue me...put it to mebuy yourself a sheister nowand if you win, take the old snuff tinI flick my Camel ashes income to the sticks, take this rebel hick's last tasty six of Meisterbraubut there's things you can't havelike big belly laughsI git from lightbulb jokesI won't pony up the horsesenseon the right side of the fenceyou left to country folksmister your side's lookin' gloomyso go ahead n sue mesome critic said the Sopranoswas the smartest show on the tubewell, that guy's a putz, I watch fer blood n gutsand the Bada-Bing's bouncin' boobs some think it ain't rightto say what I really likewell, screw it...cos I just didso sue me....(c)2006 Robert George