I Got Her Back

[couchgrouch]

I Got Her BackFew ostrich farms pay like Arizona'sand when my gal saw my big fat bonuswe fought over that hunnerd bucksshe wanted a dye job at Wilma's salonthat'd make her a fake Hiiton blondeand I wanted a detail for my rusty truckwell, she got mad packed a bag and split for her dad'sI've heard revenge is sweet as parfaitso I was gonna blow that cash and sayI got her backand now she understandswhat kinda man I really amfrom now on she'll think twiceI've proved I'm not like other guysshe won't treat me like thatcos I got her back...I got her backI got some clothes from my hamper wardrobehit a roadhouse from some rotgot Bordeauxand met a divorced guy at the bartwo shots...he came clean and dished some dirtsaid his least fav'rite wife was his thirdcos she wouldn't let him buy a muscle carbut he said payback's a beachshe caught me in the sand with a Georgia peachnow I'm drowning in lawyer feesbut hey at leastI got her backand now she understandswhat kinda man I really amfrom now on she'll think twiceI've proved I'm not like other guysshe won't treat me like thatcos I got her back...I got her backmy gal's dad said she'd end up some old maidwith a mangy tom cat for a soul mateif she didn't learn to compromiseI kissed her in the drive when she came homeher smile shined my truck's rusty chromewhen I told her she didn't need no peroxidewe spent the money on dinner and a showthen made love soft n slowI never cared much for revengeshe may have left but in the endI got her back...I got her back(c)2005 Robert George