Comedic Relief

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Hello,

How about a little humor. #songaweek #coronavirusblues #music

I decided I needed to lighten things up so here is my week 5 (yep, missed week 4, so this is 4 and 5), one song a week.

In light of the current shortages from Corona virus, you may relate.

And, no, I normally don't sing, but for this, who cares!

The Toilet Paper Blues
© 2020 Jon Griffin

Well I’m sitting on the porcelain throne when disaster strikes
I’m sitting on the porcelain throne when disaster strikes
Well I look all around and there’s not a sheet in sight

Chorus
I’ve got the toilet paper blues, (toilet paper)
and there’s nothing I can do (No toilet paper for me or you)
I’ve got the toilet paper blues, (toilet paper)
and there’s nothing I can do. (No toilet paper for anyone)
I went to 5 stores every day and still have the toilet paper blues

Go to the office to do my business
I’ve got to go to my office to do my business
I look at all the people hoarding all the toilet paper in sight

Chorus
I’ve got the toilet paper blues, (toilet paper)
and there’s nothing I can do (No toilet paper for me or you)
I’ve got the toilet paper blues, (toilet paper)
and there’s nothing I can do. (No toilet paper for anyone)
I went to 5 stores every morning and still have the toilet paper blues

Virus got me down, there’s no toilet paper in my town
I said, this old virus got me down, there’s no toilet paper in my town
I went to every store, but I still have the toilet paper blues

Chorus
I’ve got the toilet paper blues, (toilet paper)
and there’s nothing I can do (No toilet paper for me or you)
I’ve got the toilet paper blues, (toilet paper)
and there’s nothing I can do. (No toilet paper for anyone)
I went to 5 stores every morning and still have the toilet paper blues

Credits
Jon Griffin - Song, guitars, bass, vocals, drum programming

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