Bruno Mars Parody of Michael Cohen

[songmaster]

I hope I am not being disrespectful to anyone, but this parody song came into my head and I thought I would share it. If Bruno Mars re-wrote "Grenade" for Michael Cohen, it might go like this.

Easy come, easy go I was just your bitch
Take take take it all, but you never give
Should have know you were trouble, but I liked the dough
Had my eyes wide open
I guess I was hopin

Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash you did
To give me all your love is all I ever asked
Cause what you don't understand is

I'd lie to the Fed's for ya
Set fire to Stormy's bed for ya
Put me under arrest for ya
You know I'd do anything for ya

Oh oh, I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through the brain
Yes I would die for you Donald
But you wouldn't do the same