I don't write country songs anymore, but this title hit me, and I thought it could lead to a rousing country song for anyone who wants to use it free and clear
Here it is: I CAME IN FOR A BEER, AND WALKED OUT WITH A BRIDE.
Hey, this goes so well with a song I wrote several months ago. Every Taxi screener who heard it said that I need to revisit the lyrics... I'll see if I can put this in there. Thanks for the inspiration!!