Sante Fe Santa Claus

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Sante Fe Santa ClausYears ago in Sante Fe, two weeks 'fore Christmas Daymy mama took me to the mallthe guy in Santa's suit,had brown stuff on his bootsand his eggnogg smelled like alchoholthat Sante Fe Santa Clauswas a sight to beholdhe liked to flirt, he pinched mama's skirthis red nose wasn't from the coldthat was his real belly,a big bowl of tequila jellyyeah, he broke alotta lawsthat Sante Fe Santa ClausI was waiting in line,when some kid started to whineand nothing could shut him upSanta sat him on his knee,said, "kid, do something for meand take a drink from my eggnogg cup"that Sante Fe Santa Clauswas a sight to beholdhe liked to flirt, he pinched mama's skirthis red nose wasn't from the coldthat was his real belly,a big bowl of tequila jellyyeah, he broke alotta lawsthat Sante Fe Santa ClausSanta walked those chilly streets,drinking cheap hootch for heat'cause he lost his cozy mall joband if he'd just been skinny,he wouldna stuck in the chimneyof some house he was trying to robthat Sante Fe Santa Clauswas a sight to beholdhe liked to flirt, he pinched mama's skirthis red nose wasn't from the coldthat was his real belly,a big bowl of tequila jellyyeah, he broke alotta lawsthat Sante Fe Santa Claus(c)2004 Robert George