Small Pharma

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Small Pharma ©2017 Robert George

He got a university PHD
In chemistry
Came home and was employed
As a drive-thru droid
Tried to relax
His achin’ back
Took expensive pills to cure his ills
Nuthin’ worked but now
He grows somethin’ that will

Small pharma
It’s good for what ails you
Small pharma
When Rite-Aid fails you
It’s what they call karma
When your frazzled nerves
Get what they deserve
Fate has made a local man a medic
Now he sells a yokel anesthetic
He’s small pharma

He’s sowin’ seed and growin’ weed
Yeah, it’s guaranteed
Just a couple o’ tokes
Your pain goes up in smoke
It’s smart to avoid
An opioid
All those pills you popped
But the pain ain’t stopped
No sweat, don’t fret
His field will yield
A whole new crop

Small pharma
It’s good for what ails you
Small pharma
When Rite-Aid fails you
It’s what they call karma
When your frazzled nerves
Get what they deserve
Fate has made a local man a medic
Now he sells a yokel anesthetic
He’s small pharma

You might git hooked on Oxy
But hey, what’s the point
If your joints are swollen
Smoke a big fat joint

Small pharma
It’s good for what ails you
Small pharma
When Rite-Aid fails you
It’s what they call karma
When your frazzled nerves
Get what they deserve
Fate has made a local man a medic
Now he sells a yokel anesthetic
He’s small pharma