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I can't believe it --- I've turned into a rapper!Here's the story: A couple Thanksgivings ago, I was over at a friend's house and brought along a little Sony IC recorder. We were goofing around, and I asked him to name the 5 food groups. I recorded his response: "Beef, Pork, Poultry, Lamb, Veal." On playback, it sounded so weird we couldn't stop laughing!So I got the idea to sample it, and it became the title of a rap song, the first (and last!) rap I've ever written.It's obviously a parody, but in the tradition of true rap music the lyric is "R-rated," so I apologize in advance. "Beef, Pork, Poultry, Lamb, Veal" is now on my website:http://www.broadjam.com/ernstinenErn

Hey Ern. I like it! I think I saw a listing for holiday music in the last batch from Taxi. All styles. This is definitely a chart topper for the holidays.

I thought I felt a great disturbance in the Force!

Quote:I thought I felt a great disturbance in the Force!Yeah --- Now I'M the wacko! Ern

Hehhehheh!Ern Dawg!!! Too cool!

Quote:Hey Ern. I like it! I think I saw a listing for holiday music in the last batch from Taxi. All styles. This is definitely a chart topper for the holidays.HaHahah! Yeah, "Beef, Pork ---" is definitely a holiday/Christmas song that needs to be sung after "Oh, Holy Night!"Ern

Pretty entertaining, old stick. You hooked me.

Quote:Yeah --- Now I'M the wacko! Ern you better make sure that judge of yours NEVER hears this song ...or he may well reconsider the "farting against the wall" claim

Quote:Ern you better make sure that judge of yours NEVER hears this song ...or he may well reconsider the "farting against the wall" claim I believed it before ern-dogg put out this rap number