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Dear Taxi members,I have just sent my all time bestest song to a "song pitch" Taxi listing.Good citizens this song is soo indescribably cool that everyone who hears it becomes retarded.From the millions I SHALL RECEIVE from this tune, I shall buy each and every one of you A PONY!P.S.Whooopeee!

I didn't mention anything but if I had won the $365 million lottery last week, I was going to buy everyone here a pony. Now that we know that I didn't win, it's up to you to come through! DavePS - I like kind of a dapple gray color.

What if we do not want a pony? Could we select something else instead?Lee

I hear ponies are fattening.

Quote:I hear ponies are fattening.Not the little ones

Mr.Walton,Sir,you may have your dappled pony,I recomend you name him "Dappy".And for Mr.Slimcharm(Lee),Sir, you test my good nature.As you have rejected my generous gift,you shall receve a large box of doodly-squat.Do not anger me,I am a powerful man.But for the rest.....................................................ICE CREAM!!!!!!!YEEAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Quote:And for Mr.Slimcharm(Lee),Sir, Technically, that would be "Ms Slimcharm" and "Ma'am". You might give HER an ice cream and a pony option to make up for that boo-boo.

Thank you Mr.Walton,sometimes I am confused about sex,but your appeals on behalf of Ms.Slimcharm can find no shelter in a heart so poisoned as mine.But as a reward for your swift and wise council,you may,if you wish,share "Dappy" with her.Of course,as you should be well aware,girls have cooties.I pray your kindness is not rewarded with "vermin".You have been warned.

Well...Let's hear it. I've far too many functioning brain cells to be any good to society at the moment and the idea of instant intelligence reduction sounds pleasing

Zowie,Is the title of this thread Iggy inspired by any chance?? Just wonderin'.