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Q: Why did the songwriter ask the bartender to tie him to the bar?A: Because he wanted to get publeashed...

I took a safari in deepest, darkest Africa a few years ago. Every night, in the distance, jungle drums would start pounding. I would ask my guide "What do these drums mean", and he would answer " Drums good, very good." I asked every native who spoke a bit of English about the drums, and they would all answer "Drums good, very good."One night, the drums stopped. I turned to the guide, and asked about the drums. He said "Drums stop, very bad, very bad." I asked why. The guide said "Now bass solo begin!"

Q. What do you call a person who hangs around with musicians? A. A drummer

What do you call a musician without a wife ora girlfriend?Homeless!

Quote:What do you call a musician without a wife ora girlfriend?Homeless! I love it!!! That's great!!..... So true So true..

Q. What's the difference between a keyboardist and a trombone player in a sportscar? A. The keyboardist is going to a gig!

I remember this one from when I was a little (sophisticated) kid: Knock knock!Who's there?Sam & Janet.Sam & Janet who?(Singing) Sam & Janet evening, you may see a stranger --- across a crowded room ---

The drunk comes home and tells his wife they put golden urinals in his favorite watering hole.Curious, the wife (actually her name isn't curious), calls the bar to ask about the golden urinals. She hears the bartender shout..."Hey, Harry...I think we found the guy who peed in your saxophone!

Q. Why did the trombone player show up at the gig? A. He was lost Q. How do you soften up clarinet reeds? A. You have to pound the pith out of them. Bob

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