Andy's Hair

[Mark Kaufman]

This still wants drums, and I've got the jones to keep adding more more more...but I don't see any recording happening until after the holidays, so what the heck. Here's Andy, take one: http://soundclick.com/share?songid=7162884Andy's HairAndy was a man who had long brown hairIt grew down to here and down to thereOne day when all his friends were gathered round and talkin' jive talkThey decided they could use it as a sidewalkSo come all ye lovers, come and take a strollDown Andy's long brown sidewalkIt's as fragrant as a vagrantAnd it doubles as a pavementIt's Andy's long brown sidewalkPeople came from miles around in socks and in sundressesTo walk upon his locks and on his tressesThat day when Frank Sinatra stepped upon it to sing "My Way"It grew so long it turned into a highwaySo come all ye truckers, come and drive your rigsDown Andy's long brown highwayIt's got Burger Kings and ExxonsEven places to have sex onIt's Andy's long brown highwayThen one dark nightThat was so grim and full of frightThat it made Bill and Cathy nervous, it made Sean tenseA strange semi painted redBecame entangled in a dreadWhere it jackknifed and emptied out its contentsAndy's hair it started growing like a rocket to the moonBut it didn't want to stop so soonIt flew on beyond the sun and when it grew past BetelgeuseThe space administration found another useSo come all ye Earthlings, come and fly awayOn Andy's transgalactic spacewayIt's for real, it ain't no flukeYou might even meet Jean LucOn Andy's long brown plastic spastic transgalactic spacewayCopyright 2008 by Mark Kaufman