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Please do not go here if a farting deer offends you. Feaker, how could you lower yourself to post this? My goal for the rest of this life is to laugh more.This was a "BLAST" to record.Located at my site under "gassy rudolph".http://www.taxi.com/feaker Gassy RudolphWhat’s that Rudolph’s been eating….baked beans?His red light glows, but hold your noseYou better stand clear we gotta gassy dearRudolph has been eating baked beansWith a crack of a whip, we’re up in the skiesSomething strange burning in my eyesRudolph has been eating baked beansWe’re flying over ChinaWith a big sleigh full of toysWhen all at once it happenedI heard this awful noiseGassy instrumental played on moistened webbing between thumb and first fingerI finally see the Carver’s, I hope they’re fast asleepMaybe we’ll be lucky and Rudolph’s butt won’t leakHis red light glows, but hold your noseYou better stand clear we gotta gassy dearRudolph has been eating baked beansI said Rudolph has been eating baked beansHang in there dancerI said Rudolph’s been eating baked beansGood work reindeer, we’re almost thereOh no Rudolph, not again……………..Sorry Santa

YEEES, a taxi forum Christmas tradition! Feak, I love this song!!! I actually think it has commercial potential. I really do. I think I said this last year too. Put this thing out there ... somehow. Maybe a youtube video.Love the lyric. Love the performance. Love the ad-libs. Love the lyric sheet description of the Gassy Instrumental. It is just plain good. One of my all time favorite taxi songs. Period.Dean

Feaker,Had the grand kids over for supper.............I must say the song was a hit.........their mom and dads were not sure about it.....but hey I'm a grandpa what do I care how they feel!!!!.........There was a lot of "spit" trying to imitate those gassy reindeer.......thanks for the fun..regards,Dick

Dude Get this on the "radio " It's a hit..... Great Performance and I like the Harmony.. I HAVE TO PLAY IT FOR MY WIFE... Jay...

Dec 10, 2008, 7:39am, feaker wrote:Please do not go here if a farting deer offends you. Yeah, I'm playing it to my mother-in-law on Christmas Day!

Paul Just excellent. I'm still smiling. Must be a home for this somewhere Liam

Paul.... a good one for Dr. Demento!Great recording too.... excellent take off song! Be looking for listings bud... you got a winner here, no matter how it smells.