What the %!? do TAXI screeners want?
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:13 pm
I'm starting to get frustrated. Since I registered, I've submitted 8 songs to different listings. They were all returned. That's ok, I understand if they are not good enough, that's not the problem. The REASONS are the problem.
Before I signed up for TAXI, I read the following on their website:
"It's hard to imagine an A&R person saying, "Gee, I really love this music, but this demo was only done on a four-track, I think I'll pass." They're looking for hit songs and unique artists, not great engineers! One of the most successful songs to come through TAXI was recorded on an 8-track in a bedroom."
When I read this, I was relieved because I knew I wouldn't be able to afford a professional studio and I'd have to do all the recording at home by myself. And still, I could get a chance? That sounded amazing. (And now I realize, too good to be true.)
What I don't understand is that in the majority of cases the screeners write things like "Congrats for coming up with a topic and treatment that set your song apart from the pack" and "Your melody structure is very nice and catchy", etc. Still, what they criticize most is either my singing voice (I'm definitely not a professional, I know I will never be, but I've been going to a singing teacher for almost 8 years so it can't sound that impossible especially if the song is as good as they say). The other thing they like to criticize is the production. I'd like to quote the website again: "They're looking for hit songs⦠not great engineers!". Interesting.
And the latest: I had to attach a bio to a listing. In this bio, I also mentioned that I'm not a native English speaker. They'd never had a problem with my English before but now that the screener knew about this fact, he/she wrote that I should consider co-writing lyrics with a native speaker because (suddenly) I have a "language issue".
Thanks for reading my grievances. I know that this situation probably won't change no matter what I do. I just wanted to let everybody know that I'm not fully satisfied to say the least. But since I live in a place which is definitely not a "music center" and I have no industry connections, I see no other option but to keep trying to make it with the help of TAXI.
Before I signed up for TAXI, I read the following on their website:
"It's hard to imagine an A&R person saying, "Gee, I really love this music, but this demo was only done on a four-track, I think I'll pass." They're looking for hit songs and unique artists, not great engineers! One of the most successful songs to come through TAXI was recorded on an 8-track in a bedroom."
When I read this, I was relieved because I knew I wouldn't be able to afford a professional studio and I'd have to do all the recording at home by myself. And still, I could get a chance? That sounded amazing. (And now I realize, too good to be true.)
What I don't understand is that in the majority of cases the screeners write things like "Congrats for coming up with a topic and treatment that set your song apart from the pack" and "Your melody structure is very nice and catchy", etc. Still, what they criticize most is either my singing voice (I'm definitely not a professional, I know I will never be, but I've been going to a singing teacher for almost 8 years so it can't sound that impossible especially if the song is as good as they say). The other thing they like to criticize is the production. I'd like to quote the website again: "They're looking for hit songs⦠not great engineers!". Interesting.
And the latest: I had to attach a bio to a listing. In this bio, I also mentioned that I'm not a native English speaker. They'd never had a problem with my English before but now that the screener knew about this fact, he/she wrote that I should consider co-writing lyrics with a native speaker because (suddenly) I have a "language issue".
Thanks for reading my grievances. I know that this situation probably won't change no matter what I do. I just wanted to let everybody know that I'm not fully satisfied to say the least. But since I live in a place which is definitely not a "music center" and I have no industry connections, I see no other option but to keep trying to make it with the help of TAXI.