"Pitfalls" (ala, Larry 'the Cable Guy')
Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 4:28 pm
Song: "Pitfalls"
Copyright Steve Simon 2013
(Do you think Larry would sing this?)
(##WARNING## this is very irreverent!
)
(Fyi, verses are said, and the choruses sung)
(1st Verse)
1 My wife says
2 every guys life's a 'Be-otch'
3 then he's doomed to die
4 but why do other guys get tens?
5 I asked her ... just once
6 and I'm stuck here wit a five!
(Chorus)
1 If Angels are all above us
2 and there's Devils down below
3 who put in all them pitfalls?
4 that's what I want to know!
5 yeah, and who installed all those deadfalls?
6 maybe my wife will know
(2nd Verse)
1 My wife's tough!
2 I tried steppin' out on her ... just once
3 went to one of them --- high-rise hotels
4 It had four whole floors
5 I tell you -- I know fer sure
6 coz, (when she pushed us) ... that's how far I fell !
(Bridge)
1 Guess I'm just lucky y'all
2 one of them "fallin' women"...
3 she barely broke my fall !
4 you know what, It's better to be ... on top
5 and when you got time to stop, I add vice
6 go give one of them 'fallin' women' a call
(Repeat Chorus)
Copyright Steve Simon 2013
(Do you think Larry would sing this?)
(##WARNING## this is very irreverent!
)(Fyi, verses are said, and the choruses sung)
(1st Verse)
1 My wife says
2 every guys life's a 'Be-otch'
3 then he's doomed to die
4 but why do other guys get tens?
5 I asked her ... just once
6 and I'm stuck here wit a five!
(Chorus)
1 If Angels are all above us
2 and there's Devils down below
3 who put in all them pitfalls?
4 that's what I want to know!
5 yeah, and who installed all those deadfalls?
6 maybe my wife will know
(2nd Verse)
1 My wife's tough!
2 I tried steppin' out on her ... just once
3 went to one of them --- high-rise hotels
4 It had four whole floors
5 I tell you -- I know fer sure
6 coz, (when she pushed us) ... that's how far I fell !
(Bridge)
1 Guess I'm just lucky y'all
2 one of them "fallin' women"...
3 she barely broke my fall !
4 you know what, It's better to be ... on top
5 and when you got time to stop, I add vice
6 go give one of them 'fallin' women' a call
(Repeat Chorus)