My Shrink Is Making Me A Bigger Man

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My shrink is making me a bigger man

My psychiatrist says to me
That I sure do talk a lot
I tell her I’m the strong silent type
But unfortunately my mouth is not
My shrink says
I might become almost normal
Well Below average is a possibility
I must be making progress
The way my doctor
Is raving about me
Things I didn’t used to know
I’m beginning to understand
Now that my shrink
Is making me a bigger man

My psychiatrist must do her best thinking
Sometimes when she’s on her feet
When I share my inner most feelings
She almost always comes out of her seat
My shrink says
I might become almost normal
Well below average is a possibility
I must be making progress
The way my doctor
Is raving about me
Things I didn’t used to know
I’m beginning to understand
Now that my shrink
Is making me a bigger man

My psychiatrist says
I can be anyone I want to be
I only smile and think to myself
Who’d be crazy enough to trade places with me
My shrink says
I might become almost normal
Well below average is a possibility
I must be making progress
The way my doctor
Is raving about me
Things I didn’t used to know
I’m beginning to understand
Now that my shrink
Is making me a bigger man