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THAT AIN’T MY TRUCK © 2018 Floyd Jane/Robert George

my regular rowdy bar i'm just out the door
when i see a trashed out red 4 x 4
Broken windows, a carved up seat
Tires slashed and the paint's been keyed

Then my girlfriend calls
And she sounds plastered
says, “did you git my message
You cheatin’ bastard”

girl, sober up
simmer down
you're spreadin' crazy
all over town
your trouble's gettin deeper
you're pressin' your luck
'cause i ain't no cheater
And that ain’t my truck

You think you’ve been wronged and scandalized
but let me tell you the wrong truck got vandalized
that girl you saw me with yesterday
Was my cousin up from Tampa Bay

you should know my Chevy two-ton
Has an Earnhardt sticker
do yourself a favor, girl
put down the liquor

sober up
simmer down
they're talkin' 'bout your crazy
all over town
your trouble's gettin deeper
stop pressin' your luck
'cause i ain't no cheater
And that ain’t my truck

That truck belongs to Betty Jo the bouncer
With the brick house body
She’s the queen of mean, an ex-Marine
With a black belt in Karate
I know for certain, she put a hurtin’ on a good for nothing hippie
earned some time on a chain gang down in Mississippi

sober up
simmer down
stop droppin' crazy
all over town
your trouble's gettin deeper
your pressin'' your luck
'cause i ain't no cheater
And that ain’t my truck

no, i ain't no cheater
that ain’t my truck