Punchy & Lefto
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2020 5:06 pm
Punchy & Lefto ©Robert George 2020 BMI
Punchy’s been in government
For almost fifty years
Ran for POTUS twice before
Now his final chance is here
He’s got sticky fingers, now
Sniffed a lotta ladies’ hair
Me, Too doesn’t say a word
Only Rose McGowan cares
And now Lefto’s in the race
Standin’ by his side
Was she chosen for her looks
Or because she’s qualified
They hope we’ll forget
Crazy claims she’s made
Said she listened to Tupac
Back in second grade
And people in the media
Scrubbed her Wikipedia
But if you wanna know the truth
Just ask Willie Brown
Though Corn Pop’s a real bad dude
Punchy’s got the attitude
If he don’t know what state he’s in
Lefto gives him Prevagen
And people in the media
Scrubbed her Wikipedia
But if you wanna know the truth
Just ask Willie Brown
Punchy’s lived a good, long life
Doesn’t recognize his wife
Lefto’s happy to be Veep
Cos she thinks his life is cheap
And people in the media
Scrubbed her Wikipedia
But if you wanna know the truth
Just ask Willie Brown
Punchy’s been in government
For almost fifty years
Ran for POTUS twice before
Now his final chance is here
He’s got sticky fingers, now
Sniffed a lotta ladies’ hair
Me, Too doesn’t say a word
Only Rose McGowan cares
And now Lefto’s in the race
Standin’ by his side
Was she chosen for her looks
Or because she’s qualified
They hope we’ll forget
Crazy claims she’s made
Said she listened to Tupac
Back in second grade
And people in the media
Scrubbed her Wikipedia
But if you wanna know the truth
Just ask Willie Brown
Though Corn Pop’s a real bad dude
Punchy’s got the attitude
If he don’t know what state he’s in
Lefto gives him Prevagen
And people in the media
Scrubbed her Wikipedia
But if you wanna know the truth
Just ask Willie Brown
Punchy’s lived a good, long life
Doesn’t recognize his wife
Lefto’s happy to be Veep
Cos she thinks his life is cheap
And people in the media
Scrubbed her Wikipedia
But if you wanna know the truth
Just ask Willie Brown