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my respect for AI went up a little...


I know I did a dime in the tank
When I robbed that Baton Rouge bank
And my Raleigh auto-theft ring
Got busted by a state-police sting

But there’s no room for doubt
We’ve got it all figgered out
We’re goin’ through the skylight on the roof
Me n my crew know what to do
No sweat, no regrets
This plan is idiot proof

I swear it wasn’t my fault
I got locked in that vault
This time we’ve got schematics and blueprints
This time I won’t leave muddy shoeprints
Come on, Mom
I just need five thousand bucks
For grappling hooks
And a getaway truck

And there’s no room for doubt
We’ve got it all figgered out
We’re goin’ through the skylight on the roof
Me n my crew won’t leave a clue
No sweat, no regrets
This plan is idiot proof
Idiot proof

Five years later, he’s blamin’ a traitor

Mom, if I’d known that safecracker was a Fed
I’d’ve robbed a Waffle House instead
But we’re bustin’ out tonight just after eight
Have a car waiting by the north gate

YEAH, there’s no room for doubt
We’ve got it all figgered out
We’re goin’ through the skylight on the roof
It won’t be hard, we bribed a guard
No sweat, no regrets
This plan is idiot proof

Idiot proof
Idiot proof…

Lyric is mine ..