Bed, Bath and Beyotch
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:23 am
Bed, Bath and BeyotchShe wanted more room for her shoesWallpaper with exotic huesBigger tub n bed n fancy Spanish tileI did all the work myselfBut with each baseboard n shelfShe’d nag n hover and I just tried to smileI fuss over my surround sound n big screenSo maybe she had a right to treat me meanIt was bed, bath and beyotchComplainin’ that it’s botchedSayin’ it’s not top notchWe spent a bundle at some boutiqueOn Shinola that’s uptown n chicNow she was bustin’ my chopsIt was bed, bath and beyotchAfter two months of SaturdaysI longed to set it all ablazeAnd get Ty Pennington to make it over rightCos putting in the vanity Almost cost my sanityThen my mother-in-law came to spend the nightThe nosey old bat asked why we needed a nicer bedI just grinned but my wife walked away and said“It’s bed, bath and beyotchComplainin’ that it’s botchedSayin’ it’s not top notchWe spent a bundle at some boutiqueOn Shinola that’s uptown n chicNow she‘s bustin’ my chopsIt’s bed, bath and beyotchAfter all the work I did, she leaves her pumps by the bedHer cat scratches the armoir upBut I forget those troubles, and slip beneath the bubblesOf our new clawfoot tubCos the last thing I wanna do In that nice tub made for twoIs bed, bath and beyotchComplainin’ that it’s botchedSayin’ it’s not top notchWe spent a bundle at some boutiqueOn Shinola that’s uptown n chicI won’t start bustin’ her chopsLike it’s bed, bath and beyotch©2007 Robert George
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