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I’ve Got Half a Mind(To Save My Brain Cells)I was drinkin’ my seventh brew, I checked the headlines at YahooFor mugshots of starlets busted by the copsLike a fool I clicked on a link, said you lose brain cells when you drinkAnd I wondered what’d happen if I stoppedI’d increase my good ole boy IQWow the gals with sonnets and haikuSo I’ve got half a mind to save my brain cellsAnd use my grey matter for somethin’ elseThere was so much I useta know10,000 Heinekens agoAll those whiskey shots shot my memory to hellBut I’ve got half a mind to save my brain cellsI could make Plato n Socrates, look like mediocratiesIf I cut back Cutty Sark n tequila shootersThe hand of fate’s at my fingertips, I could invent computer chipsInstead of eatin’ chips at my computerBut no mental midget’ll, ever create somethin’ digitalSo I’ve got half a mind to save my brain cellsAnd use my grey matter for somethin’ elseIf I could muster the willpower to quitI’d know where my old Baywatch tapes’re hidAll those whiskey shots shot my memory to hellBut I’ve got half a mind to save my brain cellsIf I could just break these bendersInvest in me, cos I could be a great inventorIf I spent a few weekends soberMister I’m sure, I’d find a cure for my next hangoverYeah, I’ve got half a mind to save my brain cellsAnd use my grey matter for somethin’ elseThere was so much I useta know10,000 Heinekens agoAll those whiskey shots shot my memory to hellBut I’ve got half a mind to save my brain cells©2007 Robert George

Quote:I could make Plato n Socrates, look like mediocratiesLOL!That's gooder n' heck,bc

thanks Brian...I think a few wacky rhymes help sell a lyric like this.