Cowboy Rehab

[good4somethingbum]

Cowboy RehabSpilled some Big Mac sauce on my shirt, let fly a few choice wordsSome pencilneck overheardAnd said that was a nasty phrase and I needed help to change my waysWell, I only talk like that when I’m soberSo I said don’t worry I’m headin’ overFor cowboy rehab and 80 proof medicineI check out the chicks when I check inAnd Dr. Feelgood’ll fix me up real good with a shot of JackDon’t need no Paxil in a capsuleJust some bourbon when I’m hurtin’And my world is lookin’ kinda blackYeah, when I’m feelin’ badI need cowboy rehabDancin’ with a sweet thing that night, guess my jeans were kinda tightHer hands slipped down my sidesShe was tipsy n squeezin’ hard like kneadin’ bisquits in a cuisinartHer kisses tasted sweet as jasmineI said Honey some call this harassmentYou need more cowboy rehab and 80 proof medicineCos I check out the chicks when I check inAnd Dr. Feelgood’ll fix me up real good with a shot or twoDon’t need tissues for my issuesJust a coaster when I toast herhot body with a frosty brewyeah, when I’m feelin’ badI need cowboy rehabMaybe I’m just a redneck, but long ago I learnedPolitically correct’s, a contradiction in termsSo I let that pretty mama help me with my childhood traumaDon’t wanna sit on a couch n gabJust need some cowboy rehab…©2007 Robert George