Senior Moment

[good4somethingbum]

Senior MomentMaude was a spry young 62, hoop earrings and hair dyed blueAnd she loved to dance the mountain polkaBut her date was a younger man, he asked to try a modern danceSo she poured gin in her last iced mochaAnd after a ten minute trip to the powder roomShe shook her groove thang with tissue stuck to her shoeIt was a senior momentThat seemed to last foreverSomething she forgot just when she thoughtShe was bein’ cleverLike lookin’ for her glasses everywhereWhen they’re on her headIt’s a bad omen…a senior momentShe’ll never forgetKeisha was mature for 17, senior ditch day with hair dyed greenShe hit the clubs till they started closingBut her crush was an older guy, and she wanted to catch his eyeWith something besides her nose-ringBut when the song stopped and she dug the rap from her earsHer date said tissue was stickin’ from her brassiereIt was a senior momentThat seemed to last foreverSomething she forgot just when she thoughtShe was bein’ cleverLike mistaking nail polish for VisineWhen her eyes were redIt’s bad omen… a senior momentShe’ll never forget©2007 Robert George

[mikehelms]

Thats no way to get the red out!!!

[good4somethingbum]

I know, haha.