Happy Accident

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Happy AccidentBossman said he'd call his woman backthen we got in his Cadillacand drove to the company seminarhe said "I've got me a hunchthere'll be a two martini lunchand buddy, that's where the women are"the first gal he saw...he called her "sugar buns"but she was the CEO...just in from Washingtonit was a happy accidenta joyful coincidenceMister, sometimes chancebeats the best laid planscos it felt like heaven sentthat happy accidentit was just my crazy luck, when I called my lady upto tell her about my promotion n raiseI thought she was alone, but I was on speakerphonewhen I said somethin' 'bout whipped cream n laceshe choked on her decaf...I thought we were throughtill her friends said they wished...their guys were kinky, tooit was a happy accidenta joyful coincidenceMister, sometimes chancebeats the best laid planscos it felt like heaven sentthat happy accidentlike the twister that takesev'ry chihuahua in the neigborhoodwell, it blew me awayBuddy, how an ill wind blew some goodit was a happy accidenta happy accident...(c)2007 Robert George