Put an Ex In Sex

[couchgrouch]

Put an Ex In SexWhen I was just seventeen, Rhonda gave back my class ringcos of rumors 'bout her in back of my Trans'round the locker room I heard, she dated some Brylcreem nerdthough she hated holding his oily handsthen one night she called me outta the bluesaid she was just saying hi but she wanted toput an ex in sexcos when it feels wrongthen it feels strongand just connectsit's even hotterwhen no one suspectssomehow it spells passionwhen you put an ex in sexwell, our fire burned so hot, we fin'lly tied the knotbut after that our love never sparked the sameso we split up cos it seemed, that our kisses had more steamwhen they rose from the heat of an old flamemonths later she waltzed up to my barstoolshe was lookin' good cos she was lookin' toput an ex in sexcos when it feels wrongthen it feels strongand just connectsit's even hotterwhen no one suspectssomehow it spells passionwhen you put an ex in sexthen some guy with a .45, said I defiled his wifewhen he caught me n Rhonda in a one night standwell, he had slicked back hair, but I got outta therewhen he dropped the gun with his greasy handswell, Rhonda loves the taste of forbidden fruitLord help her husbands cos she's always lookin' toput an ex in sex...put an ex in sex...(c)2007 Robert George