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Boondock Bachelor AuctionWhen twisters hit his acreJeb didn't have State Farmso neighbors raised some cashto help rebuild his barnDeputy Smythe ran the showshe's the chief's right hand galwidow, single moms n spinsterscame to Jeb's llama corralfor bootleggers n farmhandsfieldworkers with panfried tanschurch ladies waved their paddlesfor cowboys tall in the saddleev'ry guy danced a moonshine moonwalkwhen they got picked up at the boondockthe boondock bachelor auctionwell, ol' Matty bid twentybut she don't see too wellwhat she thought was a coon-skin capwas a mullet with a pony-tailand Seth lost a leg in a beartrapafter too much bathtub ginone night in widow Radley's shacktermites took his wooden limbyeah, rumrunners n farmhandsfieldworkers with panfried tanschurch ladies go ape crackofor guys who chaw tobaccoev'ry guy danced a moonshine moonwalkwhen they got picked up at the boondockthe boondock bachelor auctionwell, they'd only made a few hundred bucksand then Carl the ex-con stepped upDeputy Smythe strip searched him once at the jailhouseso hot damn...she slapped five hundred downyeah, bootleggers n farmhandsfieldworkers with panfried tanschurch ladies waved their paddlesfor cowboys tall in the saddleev'ry guy danced a moonshine moonwalkwhen they got picked up at the boondockthe boondock bachelor auction(c)2007 Robert George