Mistakes I Should've Made

[couchgrouch]

Mistakes I Should've MadeI was crammin' for my finalswhen my older cousin Lionelcame by and said "a good time'lldo you some goodI got Springsteen tickets and some Billy Beerhe's all the rage, so let's get the H outta hereand this sleepy neighborhood"but I told him I hadda take a passcos I hadda that pass that classbut I shoulda took the Fcos Lionel came back nearly deafyellin' 'bout getting Bruce's autographit was a mistake I should've madecos mister, it sure woulda been greatbut who can predict crazy twists of fateall I do, is curse my luckchug a brew, and chalk it upto mistakes I should've madewell, my hot neighbor Lucy Jeanhad tattoos that'd only been seenby a bar of Irish Springand her other thighbut I never made a move cos of her mean ol' pabut Lionel did, and what that kid somehow sawcost him rings around his eyehe looked like a boxing kangaroohad just beat him black n bluebut his sweaty tale of sinand teeth missing from his grintold me her sweet tattooswere a mistake I should've madecos mister, it sure woulda been greatbut who can predict crazy twists of fateall I do, is curse my luckchug a brew, and chalk it upto mistakes I should've madenot goin' on a beer runduring the half time showthe year Janet Jackson was at the Super Bowlit was a mistake I should've madecos mister, it sure woulda been great...(c)2007 Robert George