Captain Jack Called(He Wants His Earring Back)
Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:36 am
adios 06...may 07 bring health and riches...or at least a car that runs.for a country gal...Captain Jack Called (He Wants His Earring Back)Sorry but it took a second or twoI hadda blink twice to recognize youwithout your pocket protector and Tucker bow-tiewhat's it been now..six months since we broke upit was on your Mama's porch I fin'lly spoke upand said I needed a more ruff n ready guyyou made some changes and that's goodbut I'm not sure you understoodthose changes don't seem your owncos I just hung up the phoneCaptain Jack called...he wants his earring backBig Kenny needs his black top hatDon Johnson wants his three-day beardand Willie's on the cell, he says his pony-tailsomehow just up n disappearedyeah boy, you don't understandjust be your own mancos Captain Jack called...he wants his earring backsure, I hated them pleats n stripes n plaidsand your Mervyn's blazer with the shoulder padsbut that ain't what made you such a wussI dumped you for a redneck in Alabamacos your nose is brown as a bruised bananafrom kissin' your bossy Mama's big, fat tushshe thought her college boy had too much classto date a cowgirl with a shady pastbut if she saw you todayI bet that ol' bat would sayCaptain Jack called...he wants his earring backand Hamburglar wants his big, black hatKeith Richards needs his mean skull ringand 1989, is here on the linethe New Kids need their stone-washed jeansphones're ringing off the hook'bout the stuff you tookyeah, Captain Jack called...he wants his earring backCharlie Daniels called but you're in luckhe don't care at all...you can keep his big beer gutbut Captain Jack called...he wants his earring backand Hamburglar needs his big, black hatGeorge Michael wants his three-day beardand Willie's on the cell, he says his pony-tailsomehow just up n disappearedyeah boy, you don't understandjust be your own mancos Captain Jack called...he wants his earring back(c)2006 Robert George