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I'm Not Sexist(I'm From Texas)He felt outta touch n style, cos it'd been quite a whilesince that good old boy had datedhe fished for words with baited breath, cos the gal he'd been fixed up withwas refined and sophisticatedhe got the door...tipped his hat, ran around...pulled her chair backand called her "Ma'am" instead of "Ms"he thought her Prada glamour, might be put off by mannersas simple and country as hisso he said "I'm not sexist I'm from Texaswhen it comes to lookin' out for ladiesI got fast reflexesI don't mean no harmit's how I was raisedand down on the farmchivalry still paysso Honey if you pleasepardon my machismoI know gals are just as goodas men with work and modern gizmosno...I'm not sexist I'm from Texas"well, the busboy came by, after they spilled some wineon that checkerboard tableclothhis t-shirt said "Megadeth", had beer tatooed on his breathand he looked like David Lee Rothwhen he joked about her blouse, 'fore she pulled her taser outhe got decked with a five fingered sledgethat cowboy apologized, said I know gals can handle guysso Ma'am I promise and I pledge"I'm not sexist I'm from Texaswhen it comes to lookin' out for ladiesI got fast reflexesI don't mean no harmit's how I was raisedand down on the farmchivalry still paysso sweetheart if you pleasepardon my machismoI know gals are just as goodas men with work and modern gizmosno...I'm not sexist I'm from Texas"well, when he paid for the tip and checkhe feared she'd slap the red off his neckhe just couldn't find his groove, and figgered makin' a movemight just make things worsewhen she kissed him that first time, she said "I hope you don't mind cos where I'm from it's ladies firstyeah, I'm not sexist I'm from TexasI'm not sexist I'm from Texas"(c)2006 Robert George