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Fool EfficientHe'd parked near the garage doorfinished waxin his four by fourfor his Casanova night on the townhe went in to wait n relaxwatch Fatal Instinct on Cinemaxand he grabbed the first remote he foundhe heard a sound loud n meanthe garage door slammed his love machinehe thought it was all the door opener's faultyeah, maybe they should make those thingsfool efficientfor guys who ain't too smartcos it's tough to guess what button to presswithout thinkin too hardthey say these gadgets work like magicbut he's surely wishin'they were fool efficientwell, he didn't wanna be latehe still had hopes for his second dateand things planned that'd make her his ownhe was just steppin from the tubfound his new cell and picked it upwhen he heard that Milli Vanilli ringtonethen it happened so fastyeah, in a split second flashhe sent a shot of himself in the buffdamn, they should make newfangled stufffool efficientfor guys who ain't too brightcos it's tough to guess what button to pressdimbulbs don't get it rightthey say these gadgets work like magicbut he's surely wishin'they were fool efficientwhen he showed up with dents for a hood ornamenttwo tickets to a bowling tournamentshe said something came up and she was stayin homehe never knew what changed her mindshe said "goodbye" and went insidethankful they don't make picture phonesfool efficientfor guys who ain't too sharpcos it's tough to guess what button to presswithout thinkin too hardthey say these gadgets work like magicbut he's surely wishin'they were fool efficient(c)2006 Robert George