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Chick Flickvs 1She'd seen all the previewsread me a few reviewsand wanted to go to a matineebut me...I'm a hard workerand one them tearjerkersain't my idea of a fun Saturdaypre-chorusit was about two gals who were friendsand sho nuff one of 'em dies in the endchorusit's a chick flicklike Steel Magnolias and BeachesI'd much rather be home of coursesitting in my boxer shortsdrinking Bud and eating pizzasbut a man's gotta dowhat a man's gotta doand sometimes that meanstaking his lady toa chick flickvs 2I ordered spicey nachossat there feeling machothinkin' I'd hafta fight not to snorebut when that gal was dyin'my wife started cryin'and damn if my own tears didn't pourpre-chorusas we were walkin' outI hid my face from the crowdchorusit's a chick flicklike Steel Magnolias and BeachesI'd much rather be home of coursesitting in my boxer shortsdrinking Bud and eating pizzasbut a man's gotta dowhat a man's gotta doand sometimes that meanstaking his lady toa chick flickvs 3driving home I burned rubbercouldn't stand her to see me blubberbut she caught me sniffling on our patioI thought she'd bust out laughingat the hard time I was havingbut instead she treated me like Fabiopre-chorusturns out a gentle guy turns her onnow I can't wait till we get homechorusfrom a chick flicklike Steel Magnolias and BeachesI say I'd rather be home of coursesitting in my boxer shortsdrinking Bud and eating pizzasbut a man's gotta dowhat a man's gotta doand sometimes that meanstaking his lady toa chick flick(c)2005 Robert George

hey grouch, I'm reading all your stuff. If I don't say anything that means I like it. You write about a song a day don't you?

hey NC! I try not to think about what I write, haha. I don't wanna jinx myself.

A man has gotta do what a man's gotta do and you've gotta write.I don't think you have to worry- you have already slipped the surly bonds of rules. I guess I am a little envious of you because you are living in the state I want to live in (AZ) and maybe even the state of mind.