Barns and No Bull

[couchgrouch]

Barns and No BullMr. Pritchard owned shopping centershe was king of uptown financebut one thing he hadn't conqueredwas a Texas ranchbefore he bought his cattle, he put cowboys in fancy saddlesand built bunkhouses with feather cotsbut when he bought vinyl hats, those boys turned in their chapsand now Mr. Pritchard's gotbarns and no bulland he won't get too farhe's got Penney's and even Bucksboth Roe and Starbut running a ranch, takes common senseand he's got barns and no bullyou'd think he'd have learned his lessonbut Mr. Pritchard tried againhe called a buddy from the cityand gave him a fool's ransom to spendhe didn't know picking cattle, was more than half the battleso he bought nothing but cows n steerssome they sold and some just died, and Pritchard wondered whyhis herd began to disappearit's barns and no bulland he won't get too farhe's got Penney's and even Bucksboth Roe and Starbut running a ranch, takes common senseand he's got barns and no bull(c)2004 Robert George