MISS MIRANDA (The Office Gets Even!)
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 9:29 am
Seeking quality composer to collab with. Need a sassy "Gretchen Wilson" style melody. If you're up to it, email me a link to samples of your work and we'll talk.Thanx,Stanrestlesswriters@earthlink.net ------------------------------------------------------------------------MISS MIRANDACopyright 2004/Stan Simons ASCAP[V1]There’s a woman at work, with a long listOf people she’s stepped on, without getting trippedShe has aspirations, to be the next bossAnd plans to get there, at any cost[V2]Miss Miranda wants power, and the thrill it will bringIf you don’t dot an “i”, she’s the first one to singBut we’ve got her on tape, on the night she worked lateAnd the desks she went through, will soon seal her fate[Chorus]Miss Miranda won’t work hereShe won’t answer the phoneShe won’t be running the ball all alone Miss Miranda won’t work hereTo hide your lost faxWhen the boss sees the tape, -she’ll get the axe![V3]We’ll have a big party, yeah we’ll celebrate!We’ll have lots of laughs, as she writes resumesWhen they check her credentials, we’ll know what to say‘Cause she’s got it coming, for the trouble she’s made[Chorus]Miss Miranda won’t work hereShe won’t answer the phoneShe won’t be running the ball all alone Miss Miranda won’t work hereTo hide your lost faxWhen the boss sees the tape, -she’ll get the axe![Tag]…Was she a good worker? …Would we hire her back?Well, not on the record; - but since you asked…<br>- Did she mention her connection to that terrorist attack?