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...last night I was listening to Howling Wolf and during Wang Dang Doodle an intense light flashed outside my window. I knocked over my 7th Keystone Ice while parting the curtain. outside was a 900 ft Hank Williams in a nudie suit. He bent low and wagged a long, lanky finger at me and with a thundering twang said if I didn't get a major Nashville cut by Jan 1st 2010(the date of his sacred passing), he was gonna peel off the top of my doublewide and take me home!!! so Anastatia Brown, if you're out there listening, do a struggling writer a favor and get me a cut. Time is running out on me like it is on Kenny Rogers' face lift...expiration any day now!!! help.

yours sincerely in Hank,

couchgrouch

dedicated to the memory of Oral Roberts...RIP you ole huckster.

Keystone Ice you say? Hmmm....
I had you pegged as a Tacate man.
I don't know about 1/1/2010, but you'll get your cut.

thanks Rod.